Have you ever wanted a burger but you don’t feel like eating meat? Well, have I got the answer for you! Jelloburgers are good and come in at only 3500 calories, and when they’re only $29.99, who could resist? It is pretty much a burger made of Jell-O. It’s a mushy patty of loveliness, wrapped in a jelliful bun. If you are interested, call 555-5555, and a Jelloburger will automatically be delivered to your front door. If you don’t want one, call anyways. You can also buy them at Popeyes Chicken, Foot Locker, Jamba Juice, and Five Guys Burgers and Fries. And also, don’t forget, with a Jelloburger, you can bite your way to amazingness.