JELL-O MONTHLY
February 2017
HELLO, JELL-O LOVERS!
Jell-O is an art. A small slice of heaven, a taste of life. It is a calming spiritual journey, handed to us by an angel of the highest rank. Even the most nominal portion of this gratifying treat can turn the most crestfallen soul into one that is jumping for joy. It takes a mere hour to prepare, though your love will last an eternity. So come, follow in my footsteps as you take a major step in life and I will show you THE WAY. I used to be oblivious to Jell-O in my early years until that fateful day in preschool when I opened my lunch box and saw the words Jell-O staring back at me. At that moment I knew I had found my true love.
So come with me and join the dozens of other followers. If you do not, then I deeply pity your judgment, but unfortunately, I cannot force you to do something you don’t wish to do. It is never too late to change your ways though and if you ever wish to join me, I will welcome you with open arms. So get ready for a spiritual awakening and sit back and read your introduction to the Power of Jell-O!